Well, I had my first "marathon" mass clearance GRS prep electrolysis session there yesterday.
Does it hurt? You have no idea. First of all, let me say that I'm the biggest wuss with the lowest pain threshold on the planet, so take that into major consideration with my experience... I was cussing, crying, levitating my body up into the air via pure telekinesis, brainwaves, "Use The Force, Luke" whatever. It hurt. A lot. I almost want to compare it to sticking my dick into a deep fryer set at proper temperature for onion rings.
And that was just getting the lidocaine injections. Lidocaine being injected into your junk just subdermally feels like Liquid Plumber mixed with 100 octane gasoline, that's already ignited, and mixed with napalm, and the liquid mixture was just freshly drained from the core of a nuclear reactor where it was being used as coolant. I'm understating this so I won't frighten those of you who might be a little squeamish about pain..... lol! Oh my God it hurt, but after a little while things do go numb, but lidocaine is very short acting, it starts wearing off in about 35-40 minutes, And then you need to get re-injected.
The electrolysis down there does hurt, and without the lidocaine injections I don't think I could've handled it. I did zero preparation before showing up for my appointment, such as using a topical lidocaine appliction beforehand and wrapping with plastic film /saran wrap, etc. I learned my lesson, Next time I'm definitely going to "pre-numb" the area prior to the appointment to lessen the impact of the lidocaine injections.
Now about the electrolysis itself. My electrologist was amazing. I'm a newbie, beginner electrologist myself so I'm a little familiar with the process too. She was about 10,000 times faster than me. I was astounded with her speed and proficiency..... and tolerance and understanding of my crybaby fits and outbursts. If I was her, I would've slapped me silly and told me to shut up and quit overreacting.
I was able to drive the 2 hours back home no problem, but yes I was hurting and swollen by the time I got home. Thankfully I had some 4%lidocaine and aloe + vitamin E gel "burn gel" stuff at home, plus was sent away with some zinc oxide ointment with my after care instructions. I had a small hematoma at one of the lidocaine injection sites on side of the shaft. Now 24 hours later, I'm doing fine, virtually no swelling or irritation left at all. Kinda amazed at how much hair is now gone. It's quite astonishing how much was removed, but I'm also a mutant neandertal werewolf sasquatch too so there's still plenty left to go, and I'll be getting monthly sessions for the next 6-7 months then we'll see if that is going to suffice for my GRS surgeon who will still be doing a follicle scrape anyway, but the more hair removed via electrolysis means the follicle scrape can be less intensive and less brutal, which will undoubtedly be conducive to faster healing since scraped skin tissue definitely adds to what has to heal up after surgery.
Am I looking forward to my next electrolysis session at E3K? I sheepishly answer "Yes" but I'm definitely gonna pre-numb first before the 2 hour drive to Dallas. I learned my lesson, lol!
Is E3K worth the money? OMG Yes! The speed and proficiency of my electrologist was amazing. I was blown away by her dexterity and proficiency. I hope someday I can be at least 25% as good of an electrologist as her before I get so old my hands shake too badly and my eyesight goes completely to hell in a handbasket.
I highly recommend E3K but if you're a low pain threshold crybaby like me, then be forewarned and do your homework and prepare yourself best you can before showing up, because like it or not.... electrolysis hurts, and getting it done to your junk.... well the word "hurts" is very misleading. I don't think there's a word in the English language that accurately describes it sufficiently. I'm going to record my facial expressions and screams/crying/etc next time with my phone. I wish I would've done it yesterday, it'd be funny as hell to watch and show to friends afterwards while drinking. Lol!
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